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Breakaway Boxer Patches

OK, someone needs to come up with the breakaway boxer. BUT not for the purposes of complete removal, just for the removal of the “affected” area, some sort of Velcro patch system. That way when the user has any kind of “accident”, from a turtle kiss all the way to full on shrapnel, the user’s favorite boxers can be salvaged. I’m thinking each pair could come with an existing patch and 2 replacements, with the replacements being easily foldable to wallet size. Fancy versions could exist with trendy ” Robert Grahamish” versions with contrasting patch patterns or even mix and match pattern patches. Replacement patches could obviously be ordered through the manufacturer or at a discount on Amazon or eBay. Let’s make this happen, because shit happens, but it shouldn’t ruin your day.

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