Only through pages of ink and paper bound by glue, passed through the processes of editing and publishing can real knowledge come.
All other avenues of information shall be immediately discredited because of their lack of adherence to the processes set forth to maintain the integral views and ideas of the state.
Self published and edited materials that bypass the selection and distribution process shall also be deemed invalid or incredible.
Ideas, opinions, theories, and conceptions that mean to challenge
the principles above and threaten the processes set forth by these principles shall immediately be dismissed and subjected to ridicule.
Persons who attempt to validate any and all information and supposed knowledge derived from any outlet (spoken or written) other that those processed and accepted by the state shall also be ridiculed, discredited and outcast.